The Black Bull Is Now A Table
Summary
• The Black Table started as a joke after Crypto Twitter personality Profitable shilled the coin and Wirelyss mocked it by calling it a "Chillhouse level abomination."
• Wirelyss' post quickly took off, with more large accounts making their own versions.
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The meme began after serial deployer Profitable launched The Black Table, a parody of Ansem's The Black Bull, and posted about it on X. After selling the coin and deleting their tweet, Wirelyss shared a screenshot of the post, calling it a "Chillhouse level abomination." The screenshot quickly turned into a meme, with more accounts making their own versions.
Moonpie666 shared a peak brainrot video of football players Erling Haaland and Vinícius Júnior driving on Mensa.
Based Dom followed with a post saying we got videos of The Black Table instead of flying cars in 2026.
The joke later reached the official Chillhouse X account, which claimed it had sold all its Chillhouse tokens to buy Mensa.
sold all my chillhouse for $mensa
Daumen also shared a screenshot of Mitch supporting the MENSA/ANSEM barbell.
The Black Table launched on July 2 and reached an all time high market cap of $6.2M within its first four days. Users continue raiding Ansem across X, while he receives the creator fees and holds 35% of the token supply.
