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Meet Burpee the Sasquatch (aka Bigfoot). He and his kind might be the "missing link" between modern humans and our non-human primate relatives. Despite our obvious physical differences, Burpee and his fellow Sasquatches share a peculiar passion: they LOVE doing burpees (yes, the exercise, it’s a crazy obsession). Meanwhile, the rest of the world can’t stand them! This fundamental difference has led Burpee and his kind to keep to themselves, hidden deep in the forests, where they never have to hear things like: “Ugh, burpees are the worst!” “Why do burpees even exist?!” "I am sorry for what I said during burpees." "The longest journey starts with a single burpee." "Excuse me, which level of hell is this?" In the forest, Burpee happily goes about his workout, free from judgment and surrounded by his fellow Sasquatches who cheer each other on as they squat, jump, and push-up in perfect harmony. So, if you ever spot Burpee in the wild, try complimenting his flawless burpee form, and he might stick around long enough for you to take an actual photo - that's not blurry!
