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Welcome to ChesterCoin, the only cryptocurrency inspired by Chester, my unapologetically asshole cat. Much like Chester himself, this coin serves no real purpose except to remind you that life is chaos, and you’re not in control. Utility? Absolutely none—just like Chester’s affection. This coin won’t cuddle you, it won’t fetch anything, and it sure as hell won’t make your life easier. Roadmap? Forget about it. Chester shredded it into tiny pieces, puked on the remains, and walked off like a boss. Future plans? Whatever Chester feels like—and trust me, it won’t be what you want. Invest in ChesterCoin: the only coin that gives zero f***s, just like the cat behind it. Because sometimes, chaos is the real currency.