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Behold, Dickus Minimus, the tragic ruler of the golden empire. Adorned in riches, feared by many, yet haunted by one undeniable truth—his ‘portfolio’ remains… underwhelming. Legends say he holds the smallest ‘bag’ in all the land. But worry not, for even the smallest bags can moon. Probably.