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We the people, in pursuit of much wow, do hereby establish this Constitution of DOGE to ensure liberty, efficiency, and much humor in the governance of our fair land. Let it be known, henceforth, that excess bureaucracy shall be vanquished like unsightly fur, and that wasteful spending shall be banished like an unwanted bath. By the wisdom of our noble statesmen, Sir Musk and Patriot Vivek, we embark on this most extraordinary undertaking, with promises of abundant freedom, lowered taxes, and the eternal right to hold Doge coins dear. Verily, such Constitution shall be a gift to the people, on this 250th year of our republic, for all to behold and say — very government, much efficiency, such wow.