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Satoshi stole my idea. I am revealing the whole truth! REAL BITCOIN IS : KUTACOIN My name is Kutany. I live in mom basement now but in 1995 I was in High School Math class. I sit next to quiet kid named "Sato". He suck at algebra. He always copy my homework. One day during lunch break, I showed him my master plan for the future of money. I called it KUTACOIN (Kuta = ancient power, Coin = money). Sato look at me. His eyes go big. But he has a terrible accent. He try to say Kuta but it comes out like "Bita... Bito...". He cannot say it! The next day, my notebook cover went missing. 14 years later... "Bitcoin" release. Whitepaper? NO. IT IS MY NOTEBOOK. He just changed the name to the only thing his tongue could copy-paste into the code. Bitcoin is just a badly pronounced copy of my high school project. I am still a lawyer (online degree from 1995). We must take back what belongs to us! $KUTACOIN #BitcoinIsMine