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SIR, LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY PLEASE—DO NOT BUY THIS TOKEN, I REPEAT, DO NOT PRESS THE GREEN BUTTON! MY PREMIUM BLOCKCHAIN SCANNER™ IS FLASHING RED-RED-RED, CONTRACT LOOKS VERY SUSPICIOUS, TEAM IS ANONYMOUS, LIQUIDITY THIN LIKE PAPER, AND ROADMAP SAYS HYPE → RUG → VANISH. THEY SAY ‘0% TAX’ BUT I SEE 100% TEARS. KOLS ARE PAID, VOLUME IS FAKE, DEV ALREADY LEFT THE GROUP CHAT, AND IF YOU BUY NOW YOU BECOME EXIT LIQUIDITY, SIR. PLEASE CLOSE THE APP, TOUCH SOME GRASS, DRINK WATER, AND THANK ME LATER—THIS IS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE BUT RUNNNN!