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Relatively rich. Absolutely degen. In 1905, Albert Einstein published four papers that changed the universe. In 2024, his ghost logged onto Pump.fun, connected a Phantom wallet, and published one more. He had seen enough. The financial system was broken, academia was cooked, and nobody was getting rich fast enough. So he did what any rational genius would do: he launched a memecoin. Paragraph Legend has it that the night $EINS was deployed, every chalkboard in Princeton spontaneously filled with a single equation: $EINS = moon. Scientists were baffled. Degens were not. Within minutes, the first apes were in. The green candle was so tall it violated the laws of physics — which, ironically, Albert himself had written. $EINS is not just a token. It is a unified theory of financial liberation. While others chase yields and audit reports, EINSTEINERS chase something far more valuable: vibes, gains, and the faint smell of chalk dust on a black blazer. The math checks out. The chart goes up. That's all the theory you need.