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Sitting across from the president. The room is silent, everyone listening as some important-looking guy speaks with confidence. ”…And that’s why, if we raise taxes by 300%, the economy will thrive!” I blink. Glance at the president. He nods, as if this somehow makes sense. I look down into my coffee cup, shake my head slightly, and mutter under my breath: “Fuckin’ hell…”