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Paired with SOL🎪 YO FAM MEET TOMAS ZE ZEPYACHT 🎪 bruh so there's this ABSOLUTE UNIT of a zeppelin yacht piloted by this mad lad Tomas who's on a mission to make humans go full bio/acc through stratospheric raves (he says he'll only touch grass again when humanity evolves past its final form fr fr) Legend says Tomas sold his collection of rare Pokémon cards and his grandma's secret pierogies recipe to build this flying bass fortress during the pandemic. Now he's just vibing up there at 3000 feet, throwing the most unhinged bio-acceleration raves where the bass drops are so powerful they make Tilted Towers look like a tutorial level 💀 The food court is straight bussin - CZ's teaching ravers how to trade flies on pump science while Vitalik's in the corner solving P=NP on toilet paper between sets. Some guy keeps screaming "THIS IS BETTER THAN RAAVE" while running unauthorized clinical trials on the dance floor with nothing but shield potions 💀 The government tried to stop him once but Tomas just cranked up his quantum subwoofers and the officials started cranking 90s uncontrollably. Now they just send him noise complaints via carrier pigeons (which can't even reach that altitude lmaooo) Every full moon, Tomas drops his golden anchor made of compressed Club Mate cans and yells "GET IN LOSERS, WE'RE GOING RAVING" through his 69,420-watt megaphone. The VIP lounge is always packed with these weird rich people drinking blood smoothies and popping optimization pills while trying to upload their consciousness to the battle pass 🚀✨ They say his bathroom has a portal to Berghain but that's just a rumor (unless you hit the right emote sequence
