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Paired with SOLAt first, business boomed. Theo's calendar filled up faster than a public restroom at a chili cook-off. He learned to yodel, debated the merits of pineapple on pizza, and even spent an entire day contemplating his navel (quite literally - that investor was... eccentric). But as the days wore on, Theo began to feel... stretched thin. His thoughts were no longer his own. One moment he was passionately arguing for flat Earth theory, the next he was composing sonnets about sentient toasters.
