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Something unbelievable happened. Flashback, Cherry Vale Mall, 2017. I'm walking around Macy's for some reason idk until, suddenly, a man comes around the corner carrying a crystal Pepsi. He untwisted the cap, took a swig of that vile waste they call a soft drink, and tightened the cap. I was in awe. Was this man summoned from the depths of hell to carry out sinful deeds for the devil? Is a he a holy man from heaven who can somehow consume the most disgusting and most evil creation of the soft drink industry? Or perhaps he just likes crystal Pepsi... no that can't be it. I couldn't pass this opportunity. I asked him about his crystal Pepsi and how he could stand to drink it, but he just smiled and uttered these words: "Patience child, the true answer resides in this bottle." He showed me the bottle and walked away. Even after almost 2 years I still think about this event. What does it mean? What is the answer? Whatever it is, I'll never find out, cause crystal Pepsi is pure shit.