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Patti Mayo Coin ($PATTIMAYO) Hear me out. Doug once wrote an entire school paper about how much he despised liver and onions. Publicly. Passionately. He’d rather eat something that violated several health codes than take one more bite. Teachers tried to stop him. Authority was ignored. Doug stood on business. Then comes Patti. Doug’s been down bad for Patti forever, so when she invites him and the crew to dinner and casually mentions she’s serving liver and onions, Doug doesn’t back out. He commits. Fully. Spiritually. But Doug knows he’s not built for that meal… yet. So he embarks on a legendary training arc: cowboy restaurants, self-help schemes, borderline hypnotism. Nothing works. Patti keeps reminding him what’s coming. The pressure mounts. The hunger grows. Doug realizes the truth: maybe the liver and onions weren’t the enemy. Maybe he was just being soft. Dinner night arrives. Doug is starving. He’s locked in. He looks Patti dead in the eyes and says: “Make with the liver and onions. I’m ready.” Patti smiles. She serves spaghetti. Doug played himself. Patti played everyone. Eat the Ls. Skip the onions. 🍝💀🚀