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The official cryptocurrency for people who are too tired to hit the "sell" button. $BAMP rewards holders for achieving peak laziness, meaning your portfolio grows while you do absolutely nothing but nap and touch grass. Why participate in the rat race when you can just lie down, watch the charts spin, and hold onto your tokens until the heat death of the universe? The "Wake Me Up Later" Roadmap: 0% Milestones Reached: Launch token on the blockchain because someone accidentally hit the deploy button. 10% Milestones Reached: Reach 1,000 holders too lazy to figure out how to bridge their funds back out. 25% Milestones Reached: Hire an intern to tweet a single panda emoji once every three weeks. 50% Milestones Reached: Launch the "Lazy Staking" platform where pulling your tokens out requires solving a captcha that is permanently broken. 75% Milestones Reached: Attempt to form a partnership with a major mattress brand; get rejected; nap anyway. 100% Milestones Reached: Delete the project website because hosting fees are too much work to pay.