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A fart² humorously quantifies the area of a fart's impact, measured by imagining the square footage it could fill if it were a tangible gas cloud. To measure in fart², one would theoretically calculate how much space the fart occupies in a room, not just in volume but in its ability to make its presence known. If a fart fills a 1x1 meter area, that's 1 fart². But if it's so potent or pervasive that it seems to occupy every corner of, say, a 10x10 meter room, you're looking at 100 fart². It's the flatulence metric for those moments when a single fart isn't just heard or smelled, but felt in every square meter of your existence.