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Paired with SOLYou know, folks, let me tell you something, okay? Nobody does deals like me. Nobody. And we’re going to make a tremendous deal—tremendous! It’s going to be so big, so beautiful, you won’t even believe it. I call it the CUM alliance. That’s right: Canada, USA, Mexico. A powerhouse! The largest country the world has ever seen. Bigger than anything China’s got going, believe me. Now, Canada—great place, great people. I love the Canadians, especially when they’re not trying to tax our farmers. We’ll sit down with Justin ‘Pretty Boy’ Trudeau, and I’ll say, ‘Justin, you’ve got to join us, okay? Forget all the maple syrup and hockey; we’re talking prosperity here—big league!’ I’ll throw in some incredible trade deals, probably the best deals they’ve ever seen. Maybe we’ll even let them keep their Tim Hortons. And Mexico? Oh, Mexico loves me. The wall? Forget the wall for a second—it’s a great wall, by the way, the best wall—but we’ll bring Mexico in because they want jobs, they want security, and they want me. I’ll tell President López Obrador, ‘Look, you can’t beat me, so join me! Together, we’ll build the greatest manufacturing base in history. No cartels, no crime, just jobs. So many jobs!’ And together—listen to this, folks—together, we’ll dominate the entire hemisphere. Oil? We’ve got it. Factories? We’ll own them. Agriculture? The best farms, the best food, the best tacos. And I’ll tell you what, it’s going to be a win-win-win. Canada wins, Mexico wins, and most importantly, America wins. Believe me, we’re going to make CUM so big, so successful, that the rest of the world will be begging to join. But they won’t. Because this is our deal, folks. MAGA meets MEXICO meets MOUNTIES. It’s beautiful. It’s perfect. You’re gonna love it.
