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On this dark unholy night Behold his majesty's might A tiny shape upon the throne The fluffiest hell has known Per canem nostrum infernum (Through our hellish dog) Ave Duke of Barkness! Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke of Barkness (Congregation: Duke of Barkness!) Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke of Barkness (Congregation: Hail the Duke!) Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke of Barkness Tiny ruler of the damned! Duke Duke Duke Duke Duke of Barkness Hell is in his tiny hands! Can you see the crown of bones On his fluffy royal head? Though his squeaky toys may fool you He's the ruler of the dead!