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The Gospel of GOATSE is the ultimate meme scripture, blending digital nostalgia with an absurd twist on internet lore. At its heart lies the Sacred BIOS Screen, an OEM boot-up message reading, “In the beginning was the GOATSE, and the GOATSE was God, and God was the GOATSE.” A worn little Bible icon sits beside it, adding to the irony, with a prompt below: “Press F7 to Accept_Chapter 1.” Beneath this hallowed screen, groups like “Femboys for GOAT” and “Anons of the Holy Meme” unite in a shared reverence for internet history’s funniest gospel.