Unemployed Degen Priest ($UDP) price, chart and market cap

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pumpfunchick
16m
Jensen sins loll 😂 I’m in
JENNY
Jensen Sins
Position
$588.80
Profit
+$343.99
6,464$58.1K MC
pumpfunchick15s
This has correct holders as everyone can see , paired with Nvidia
crackthecode
4m
I like it triple H
HHH
HUNG HUNG HUAN
Position
$301.46
Profit
+$164.62
1,066$10.5K MC
crackthecode2m
Three hoes, three Hs for the triple H Jensen
bestcook16m
wtf 🤣. Bro had a threesome All Chinese spies @popbase
threesome
threesome
Position
$69.13
Profit
+$233.74
3,391$4.47K MC
bestcook10m
lol. When they find out Intel just posted too @osint613
croakie
1h
img. correct code.
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Position
$1,292.76
Profit
+$1,306.33
11.7K$60.6K MC
croakie26m
massive buys coming in. this is going to giga send.
runitbackghost
5m
took a chance to "size" this here because there has been consistently 1 big runner per new similiar x update and i think this one is clever
spamcat
spamcat
Position
$1,281.28
Profit
+$324.68
1,179$36.8K MC
cap
42s
Something like this imo should turbo send
JENNY
Jensen Sins
Position
$1,615.00
Profit
+$473.69
238$58.1K MC
cap31s
layup and a half
Frenziefrankie4h
If he would, he could, but would he would what he could, or could he would what he wouldn't? Say this 10 times rapidly for good fortune.
WOULD
WOULD
Position
$1,599.01
Profit
+$1,144.09
1,134$56.9K MC
Frenziefrankie4m
Bro.. who paid dex? Upload this banner... Description: In 1993, Jensen Huang founded NVIDIA and turned it into a multi-trillion-dollar AI empire. For 33 years, he conquered gaming, revolutionized artificial intelligence, and became a Silicon Valley legend. The leather jacket was iconic. The stock went parabolic. Jensen was unstoppable. Until November 2026, when explosive allegations of affairs and suspected intelligence connections rocked his empire. Reports claimed the scandal led to his resignation, turning one of tech's greatest success stories into an internet sensation. But while Wall Street saw controversy, the internet saw opportunity. One man. One leather jacket. Two laser eyes. One legendary question: WOULD YOU? Born on Solana, $WOULD transforms Jensen's rise and reported downfall into an immortal meme. From GPUs to memes. From trillion-dollar valuations to the Solana trenches. NVIDIA built the chips. Jensen built the empire. The internet builds the legend. No GPUs. No CEOs. No Bullshit. The jacket stays on. The lasers stay activated. The meme lives forever. $WOULD is an independent meme token unaffiliated with Jensen Huang or NVIDIA. Jensen Huang? WOULD.
laka
41m
Deployed by elon musk's son AKA Max dev. He funded this wallet and launched this token. Check funding tx here: https://solscan.io/tx/4tAb7Zjc3h3Kb8z38mEhoWdC6YmZBbxmsGe8ZFk7CgjpmsNzxmKkiFp6jMpMKryjThUTbnfAtMA3qt7C6TxrbZSe
Hero
Father
Position
$26.87
Profit
+$208.58
3,601$80K MC
laka1m
Bond it
TrenchBleed
3m
🤦🏽‍♂️ Triple HHH
HHH
HUNG HUNG HUAN
Position
$297.75
Profit
+$97.52
544$10.5K MC
DreadPirateDale
34m
more spam please
spamcat
spamcat
Position
$63.70
Profit
+$34.22
1,686$36.8K MC
DreadPirateDale8m
yes dex is paid
DegenCapitalLLC
10m
I was literally thinking about this and someone launched it. More affairs coming lets gooo
JENNY
Jensen Sins
Position
$1,465.05
Profit
+$664.78
1,738$58.1K MC
DegenCapitalLLC2m
No brainer meme. 3rd affair out today. More coming