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Lawrence the llama invested in Solana after hearing about it from some farmers. He watched the price soar and dreamed of buying a quinoa palace. But when it crashed, he lay on the floor, devastated. Diego the alpaca shrugged. "Crypto’s like a llama spit contest—sometimes you win, sometimes you get hit." Lawrence learned to stick to grass and leave the investing to the humans.