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The First Bitcoin ATM on the Moon became a hot tourist spot for aliens. Slimy tentacles, glowing antennae, and floating blobs lined up, arguing over Bitcoin conversion rates. “One Doge equals how many BTC?!” yelled a purple slug. Gingy the space penguin appeared, holding a ‘No refunds, only moon dust accepted’ sign. Chaos ensued.