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Your planet? Marked for death. That’s just the facts. There’s a cosmic entity coming—very powerful, very efficient, tremendous hunger—and frankly, nobody on the left is talking about it. Why? Because Galactus doesn’t care about your feelings. They say, ‘Charlie, can we stop him?’ No. No you can’t. He’s a universal force—like free markets, gravity, or liberals ruining cities. So hug your loved ones. Say what you’ve been afraid to say. Maybe apologize to your dad. Maybe start that podcast. Maybe stop majoring in gender studies—just a thought. And don’t panic. Rejoice. Celebrate. Because while your time is short… Galactus? He’s inevitable. I herald his beginning. I herald your end. And unlike socialism—Galactus actually works. Thank you. God bless. And welcome… to the end of the world.”