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Introducing the Santa Menopause Mint — where the “Ho Ho Ho” finally makes sense. Santa’s tired, overheated, and done pretending it’s all jolly. The man’s been pulling all-nighters for centuries, chugging milk like it’s oat lattes, and now he’s catching feelings and hot flashes. The elves whisper he’s in his “Ho Phase” — emotionally unavailable, thermally unstable, and still somehow everyone’s type. This coin’s got the glow of a midlife crisis and the sass of a man who just discovered self-care.