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Meet Hank the Mew. Brought into this wonderful world over 30 years ago by two loving cousins named Loretta & Tator. Hank spends his days in the basement of his parents home kicked back in his lazy boy drinking Natty Light and jerking off to some porno mags. Join the party and help Hank get some more Natty Light!!! The more HANK you buy the more beer Hank can buy!!