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my ex accused me of impregnating her after i dumped her ass for cheating. She thought i was a naive simp who would believe that shit and give her child support lol. i made us take a paternity test, turns out i was indeed not the father. This gave my degen brain an idea to look for the father onchain. This kid aint mine, it’s decentralized. Looking for the actual father or are we all the father?