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In McWagie’s harsh glare, so bright and clear, $BALDINU’s hair thinned, along with his cheer. Each lost strand drew taunts, oh dear, Fired for his look, his greatest fear. Wandering alone, with no one near, $BALDINU walked, his heart heavy with drear. Until he found a land so sheer, Where bald was gold, and heads were clear. Shouts rang out, "Bald is lit, let’s cheer!" Friends in baldness, their message sincere. Among these kin, $BALDINU's spirits did rear, A band of the bald, a true frontier. Side by side, with nothing to smear, Their scalps shone bright, their vision premier. "Bald tops all," they said, no jeer, $BALDINU’s new family, with love so near.
