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The only terminal illness worse than holding bags through a 90% dip... is watching everyone else pump while you scream "THIS ISN'T FAIR!!" at your screen. Symptoms include: uncontrollable FOMO rage when someone else's shitcoin 100x's compulsive refreshing of dex screener at 3 AM typing "rug incoming" under every green candle sudden urge to tweet "dead coin" right before it moons believing your $47 portfolio is being personally targeted by devs First identified in early 2021 during the great ape migration, Pump Derangement Syndrome has now mutated into its final form in 2026. No cure. No therapy. Only one treatment: buying the dip on $PDS and riding the wave while everyone else stays deranged. Fair launch. No team allocation. Just pure, unfiltered cope energy. When the chart turns red, they panic-sell. When it turns green, they call it manipulation. When $PDS pumps? They develop full-blown Pump Derangement Syndrome. Diagnosis: Incurable. Prescription: Ape harder. Prognosis: To the moon or to therapy — your choice. CA: [insert your contract address here] Let the derangement begin 🚀😭
