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Trump, convinced that Earth was not worthy of his ambition, decided to become the first Moon President and traveled to the Moon in a PUMP capsule assembled from a drugstore pill and a belief in greatness. His capsule is said to still be circling the moon, leaving behind a glowing trail as a reminder of boundless self-confidence. 🚀✨