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He had a job. Then he discovered crypto. He quit because he was convinced his next trade was going to make him rich. It didn’t. Now he spends his days sitting in a folding chair, refreshing charts, drinking energy drinks, and telling everyone: “Bro, trust me. We’re early.” His portfolio is down 97%. His rent is due. His resume is untouched. His financial advisor blocked him. And somehow… HE’S STILL BULLISH. COOKED & JOBLESS ($COOKED) is the official currency of people who have absolutely no idea what they’re doing but refuse to sell. No suits. No suits-and-ties bullshit. No pretending we’re financial geniuses. Just a bunch of cooked degenerates watching the chart together. NO JOB. NO MONEY. NO EXIT PLAN. STILL BULLISH.