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Solana maxis, or "soltards" as some call them, can act like brain-dead cultists, worshipping a blockchain that’s fast and cheap but trips over its own feet with outages and centralization stink. They’ll scream “SOL to $1000!” while ignoring the network’s crashes or how it’s basically a glorified database for degens. It’s like they’ve snorted too much hopium, blind to flaws that’d make a dial-up modem blush. Every crypto has its idiots, but Solana’s maxis take the cake for delusional cheerleading.