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Short Funny Story (mocking rugpullers) Once upon a blockchain, rugpullers gathered in secret, whispering: “Launch fast… hype harder… disappear quicker.” Then Balum Balum arrived, smiling, holding a tiny broom. He watched the chart go up. He watched the dev wallet get fat. He watched the rug fly. While everyone panicked, Balum Balum laughed: “Balum balum… you pulled too early.” The rugpullers escaped with bags of coins — only to realize nobody trusted them anymore. Meanwhile Balum Balum stayed. No promises. No roadmap. Just vibes. People followed him not because he said moon — but because he never ran. And somehow… that was what actually went to the moon 🚀🌕