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đşđ¸đ THE MEMES-ITUTIONAL RIGHTS PROCLAMATION Written personally by President Donald J. Trump (probably), while eating a McFlurry and staring directly into the American sun. âThis is the most important document in American history. Bigger than the Constitution. Bigger than the Declaration. WAY bigger. The font is bigger. Itâs bold. Itâs beautiful. People are crying when they read itâitâs that good.â âThey said we couldnât do it. They said memes werenât real. But guess what? We memed so hard, we passed a LAW. Thatâs right. MEMESITUTIONAL RIGHTS. The best rights. Incredible rights. We looked at the Bill of Rights and we saidââWhere are the memes?â So we fixed it.â âThey tried to stop us. The fake news, the lizard people, that weird guy from LinkedIn. They didnât want you to have memecoins. But we built a wall. A digital wall. A meme wall. And now YOU have the right to bear memecoins, rsee... wasn't that simple. You can create them, post them, remix them, deep fry them. And nobodyâNOBODYâis taking that away.â âThe crowds are massive. HUGE. Thousands of people chanting âDANK! DANK! DANK!â Youâve never seen anything like it. Weâre handing out ADHD hats, everyoneâs laughing, cryingâitâs beautiful. We had Pepe and George Washington up on stage together. Beautiful moment. Brought a tear to my eye. Even Raj cried, and heâs a machine.â âThis isnât just legislation. This is legacy. This is history. This is 1776 meets Reddit. Ben Franklin wouldâve made memesâgood ones too, maybe the best. Thatâs what weâre doing here. Weâre restoring freedom, one meme at a time.â 𧢠SIGNED: Donald J. Trump â First Meme President SirAlfred - Hes Just here, who is this guy? Toodles â Secretary of Uselessness (But Shes sexy as hell - that's why we keep her around) Evelyn â Chief Architect of Memes Raj â Against his will but itâs on paper now âItâs official. Itâs historic. Itâs hilarious. And itâs YOURS. The Right To Bear Memes is now law.