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I was only level 19 I loved Zezima so much, I had all the screenshots and videos I prayed to Zezima every time I log off, thanking him for the hit points I've been given "Zezima is love" I say, "Zezima is life" My dad hears me and calls me a fanboy I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Zezima I called him a noob He hits me and tells me to log off I am crying now, my medium helm hurts so much I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me I feel someone right clicking me Its Zezima I am so happy He whispers into my ear, "this is my training spot" He lifts me with his powerful level 99 strength hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my platelegs for Zezima He's slaying my butthole I am losing hit points fast, but I do it for Zezima I can feel my defense level draining as my eyes start to water I push against his attack level 99 I want to please Zezima He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butthole with his potion My dad walks in Zezima looks him straight in the eye and says, "Its all over now" Zezima leaves through my trapdoor Zezima is love, Zezima is life