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In 2025, President Chuck "Budget Cutter" Thompson declared that pennies were officially useless and ordered their production to stop. At the U.S. Mint, workers sighed as they pressed the final penny—a shiny, perfect 2023-D Lincoln cent. As it rolled off the line, a janitor named Bob picked it up, flipped it in the air, and said, "Eh, might be worth something someday." He tossed it in his pocket and forgot about it… until years later, when a collector bought it for $10 million. Bob’s reaction? "Damn, should’ve checked my couch cushions.