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Meet Zogblor, the ultra-sophisticated intergalactic visitor from the planet "Procrastinatoi." Zogblor stands at a whopping 3 feet tall when fully inflated—most of the time, he looks like a deflated beach ball with googly eyes. His skin has the same hue as that mystery meat you find in ancient school cafeterias, and he has more limbs than a modern-day octopus trying out for a talent show. Zogblor travels the cosmos in a highly advanced spacecraft that looks suspiciously like a dumpster tied to a couple of lawn chairs. With a wide array of interstellar snacks (mostly composed of glowing gelatin), he spends his time watching soap operas from Earth while giving unsolicited life advice to confused astronauts. When he communicates, it sounds like a mix between a cat on a karaoke machine and a confused old man trying to remember where he left his glasses—think: *"Grrr-bleep-bloop-zing!"* His hobbies include procrastinating invasion plans, collecting oddly shaped rocks, and trying to figure out how Earthling pizza gets so deliciously cheesy without any visible cheese trees. So, if you spot a floating dumpster with googly eyes in your backyard, just know you’ve got company! Good luck trying to explain to him what a “job interview” is.
