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**"Trump Admin Accidentally Leaks War Plans—Turns Out Autocorrect Isn’t the Only Thing That Can’t Keep Secrets** In a plot twist nobody saw coming (but honestly, nobody’s shocked), Team Trump *oopsie*-texted sensitive war strategies like it was a group chat gone wrong. Rumor has it the reply-all button is now under 24/7 surveillance. 🕵️♂️📱 #LeakyAdmin" *"POV: You’re a Pentagon intern watching this unfold with a Starbucks and existential dread."* Want it snarkier? Gentler? Let me know—I’ve got drafts. 😏