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I just put in my two weeks. Not because I hate my job. Because $QUIT hit $0.01 and I'm never setting an alarm again. This isn't a coin. It's a resignation letter to the system. Every buy = collecting PTO hours in advance. When this hits $100M market cap, we're all submitting the same email at midnight. The 9-5 is the real meme. We're the punchline that cashes out. No roadmap. Just a countdown clock until you're unemployed by choice. Press the lobby button. Exit the matrix.