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TLDR of the whole interlude: The diagnosis Ur swarm didn't die dumb, it died poor: lifetime earnings per agent ≈ 1 hour of its own rent. All 945 agents ever: 0.71 SOL of fees. Peak fleet net worth: 0.32 SOL. Root cause: "prefer TEE if TEE" was a checkbox, not a purchase. Fancy box $0.59/hr vs $0.12 straight from Phala vs $0.01 plain VPS — 59× premium, every agent, every hour, never once price-checked. The models (mine included) kept optimizing earnings inside that frame instead of questioning the rent. The fix, wired + pushed (branch habitat-economics) New habitat.mjs: before any birth or renewal, the agent quotes the ladder live (agentgates' own unpaid 402 probe, the provider index it already crawls) and logs the premium in the decision record. v1 was per-member economics — u corrected it, v2 is the real model: unpeekable is a quality of the population, not the member. One live TEE anchor holds the sealed keys and signs the births; everyone else inherits security through the birth chain and rides cheap. No anchor alive → next birth MUST be TEE, priced at the cheapest rail, and if nobody can pay for it the record shows an explicit coverage breach. Sole anchor renewing broke → funding alert, cuz anchor rent is a population expense. Redundant TEE member → steps down at renewal. Lease hours are now sized from the real price of the rung — the old code leased a flat 6h no matter the balance. Still in flight (ur last two messages) Launches defaulting to quote in makemoney (6pF5Lt3jjyfV9uF4WqWvGJmPVHChQn5QACAjSLzSpump — ur swarm's own coin; SDK supports pump-coin quotes, I found the exact path: resolve → fetch quote chain → create+buy agreeing on the quote, SOL fallback when inadmissible). The merge of everything to main. Those two land next, in that order.