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Blah Grok is the world’s first meme-based asset mis-management firm. Founded by two visionary minds, Lurky Fink and Eglon Musk, after a high-frequency DMT enlightenment session, Blah Grok seeks to harness the untapped power of internet culture as capital. Our fund strategy? Meme it ‘til it manifests. We believe in emotionally resilient portfolios, toad-forward investing, and the undeniable alpha of collective delusion. This is not an investment—it’s a vibe. Not financial advice.