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Retardium Retardium is an element that in its purest form is a bright green glowing metal and has a radiation field so great that it can dissolve humans in mere seconds. It is common in areas with lots of retards and idiots. Only the smartest, most un-retarded people can go inside the field and not be disintegrated. The first person to do so was Albert Einstein in 1940. It is the most magnetic thing on the planet thus far. Origin Retardium was first discovered 0n April 1, 1940, In Berlin, Germany, In a secret underground lab. The scientists were ordered by Adolf Hitler, the supreme leader of Germany, to find out how retarded someone could possibly be. The person being very retarded was eventually turned into pure retardium and everyone in the laboratory was killed almost instantly. After a while, They figured out that the smarter and less retarded the people are the less effective the radiation is. They finally sent Albert Einstein to extract the retardium. Facts Half-life: as long as someone on the planet is retarded Atomic size: 19 nanometers Isotopes: 5 Family: halogen gases Group: 564 Period 15 Found commonly in: retarded places and in tyler gobble Boiling point: 10,000,000 *C Freezing point:58 *C Covalent radius: 99 nanometer Decay product: see forms Mass: N/A Magnetic ordering: Extremely magnetic Color: Glowing green The heat of fusion: 999999999 *C Forms Form one: it is the shape of a human being. This is the original form. It is also the most dangerous form. The original person was Tyler gobble´s Great grandad. It is not very useful. Form two: This is when you mix pure obombium with retardium, it creates a new element called racistium. It can detect anyone who is racist. It is not very dangerous, but very useful. Form 3: the theoretical decay into a new substance. It has not been proven but it could be possible. Theoretically it has the power to destroy the universe