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Will somebody please cue that boid (Samurai Pizza Cats) (Oh yeah!) Who do you call when you want some pepperoni? (Samurai Pizza Cats) (Right on!) They're stakin' out crime, and you know that ain't baloney There's Speedy Cerviche, he's the leader of the bunch A heck of a fighter. Makes a heck of a lunch And little Polly Ester, who's never afraid (That's me.) Of going into battle when the bad guys invade There's Guido Anchovy, a wild romantic rover This cat gets down down with a wild hangover (Herе come the Pizza Cats) They'rе so bad They've got more fur than any turtle ever had (They're stronger than old cheese) Stronger than old cheese (Stronger than dirt) Stronger than dirt (Don't step on their tail) Not on my tail (When the going gets hurt) Don't hurt me (Samurai Pizza Cats) They're fighting crime (all over town) (3-2-1, Pizza Cats are on the run!) The Big Cheese of the villain, who's lower than low It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo He's got a nasty bad bird, and some nasty ninja crows As soon as someone finds him, well, we might begin the show Sit right back, kick up your feet, and turn the sound up high And if you want the full effects, go eat a pizza pie!