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> be me, 23, doing growth at "SteppeMetrics", some b2b SaaS that measures corporate bathroom efficiency > main job is making TikToks with our Gen Z boss Sarah (5'2", drives a Mini, girlboss energy over 9000) > founder's been AWOL in Mongolia for 5 years "studying nomadic wisdom" > crashes through office wall on actual horse, wearing traditional deel robe > screams: "THE GREAT KHAN OF SAAS HAS RETURNED TO RECLAIM HIS STARTUP HORDE" > now mandatory chariot racing standup meetings at 6am > Sarah quit after founder insisted on replacing her Mini with a war horse > mfw writing email sequences about "unleashing your inner nomad warrior through our bathroom analytics platform" > tfw our Series D pitch deck is just pictures of Genghis Khan with ROI metrics poorly photoshopped on A remixed story from a female acquaintance