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A trader comes to the analyst and cries: — That's it, good luck to the crypt! Nvidia is going to release a report now — revenue will fall, miners will remain invisible, and the 10k cue ball will fly away! The analyst looks at him and says, "Come on, don't piss. Nvidia has been "disappointing" for the third quarter in a row — revenue is only +94%, margin is only 75%, and management is again "cautious" with forecasts. Trader: — So what? Analyst: — And the cue ball makes +15% after each such "failed" report. Because the market has already realized that while Nvidia is "falling short of unrealistic expectations," this means that they are simply printing money a little slower than light. Trader: — So you can't drive the crypt with a bear? Analyst: — My friend, Nvidia can at least show a loss now — and then half of the miners will say: "Oh, finally the coins will become cheaper!" - and the cue ball is up again. It's like trying to sink a submarine by shooting at it with a water pistol. The wrong caliber. 😏