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The Cow That Bought the Moon 🐄🚀 One day, Trump looked at Saudi Arabia and saw what nobody else did: a giant golden cow with dollar signs in its eyes! He yelled: "These are my milking cows!" Then he flew to Riyadh, shook some hands, smiled, and bagged a $110 billion** arms deal. Years later, he demanded **$450 billion just for a quick visit. Diplomacy? Nope. That's international-level dairy farming! We thought: if the US President is milking an entire country, why don't we have a funny coin too? Welcome to $MILKY: · Our White paper? An empty milk bucket. · Our Utility? Pure "moo-tility." · Our Goal? Milk the price chart till it cries! The bulls are running, the whales are buying, the Saudis are paying. Only you're standing there with an empty glass! Join the herd. Buy $MILKY. It's not a rug pull – it's a milking stool! To the milky moon! 🥛🌙 (Not financial advice. Just dairy humor.)