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Born from a potato forgotten for 37 years beneath a radioactive spa in Southern Italy. He spends 23 hours a day sitting in a bathtub taking selfies that nobody ever sees. Legend says that every time he opens the front camera, 17 rubber ducks spontaneously appear within a 4-kilometer radius. He is allergic to french fries because he considers every potato to be a distant cousin. The pink shower cap on his head contains a miniature universe where 8 planets made entirely of strawberry shampoo orbit endlessly. Whenever he sees his own reflection on his phone, he screams: "MAMMA MIA COSMIC POTATONI!" and temporarily loses the ability to tell the difference between a bathtub and the Milky Way.