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Every kitchen has one. The carrot that never makes the pot. Too bent, too ugly, shoved to the back of the drawer while the straight ones get chopped. Spare sat there until someone got a worse idea than dinner. No knife. No pan. Just a hand, a little spit, and a hole that was already warm. Tip first. Slow, then not slow. In. The ass took him. Tight, then wet, then filthy. Out. A brown streak on the way back. In again, because nobody was done. Every exit worse than the entry. A wet pop, shit smeared up the lower half, then back in. He didn’t choose the butt. He just wasn’t dinner. Face still smiling. Leaves still clean. The rest of him looks used. Not cooked. Not chosen. The carrot that went from the drawer to an ass and came out brown. $faggot