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In this modern day era, farting is often funny and silly. Some people find it rude, disgusting, or lack of self control. But in ancient times, if you happened to fart at the wrong place and wrong time,it could trigger riots and wars. During the first century, Jerusalem enjoyed a period of peace, until Cumanus a Roman official took over. He assembled soldiers around and on the roof of the Temple to guard and maintain order among the crowds during the jewish celebration of the Passover festival. One of his soldiers pulled down his pants, bent over and farted at the Jews in the courtyard. Some of the Jews brought their complaints to Cumanus, but others began to retaliate by throwing stones at the soldiers. Some openly accused Cumanus of being responsible for the provocation. Finding himself unable to calm the angry crowd, Cumanus called for fully armed reinforcements instead of disciplining the soldier. A riot erupted and as much as ten thousand people were killed trying to escape. This is the first incident ever recorded in history about farts during the leadership of a man named Cum-anus. Did history repeat itself? Farts came reigning down on the (pump.fun)Solana blockchain causing chaos among other meme coins to become the leading meme coin with the highest market cap. In our Century, let us find humor in Cum-anus as the instigator of Farts, which caused deliberate provocation that further inflamed tensions between the Jews and the Romans causing a war and the destruction of the Temple. Farts are Powerful and natural. Fart responsibly.