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pure chaos, zero responsibility. What can you (definitely) do with it? Beam Bacon: Burn 3 PORK to “send” a strip of virtual bacon to any world leader’s inbox. You get a “Bacon Delivered!” pop-up. They don’t. Drone Pork Patrol: Stake 7 PORK and unleash 12 pixel-pigs in jetpacks to spam snarky comments on any Twitter feed. Time-Warp Oink: Lock 42 PORK for 1 minute, then broadcast an anachronistic squeal to 1776. Ben Franklin will be very confused. Holographic Constitution: Swap 13 PORK for a pocket-sized constitution that recites absurd amendments—“Congress settles disputes via dance,” etc. Obviosly... All is a joke LET'S PUMP THIS SHIT!