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n the year of the golden pancake, long after the Great Melon War but before the infamous Bubblegum Rebellion, the town of Blubberville was abuzz with excitement over an event known only as The Great Lint Gathering. Legend had it that once every seven-and-a-half years, lint from all the belly buttons of the world would mysteriously converge at Blubberville, forming a gigantic fluff pile the size of a two-story iguana. It was the only event in town that could rival the annual Pickle Parade, which featured synchronized cucumber-tossing and the ceremonial crowning of the Dill Duke. The townspeople were preparing for the gathering with tremendous enthusiasm. The streets were lined with banners that read "Welcome Lint Lords" in glittery letters, and the local band, the Fluffy Flamenco Flamingos, had been practicing their kazoo and rubber chicken solos for weeks. There was talk that even Mayor Squiggleworth, who had been in a self-imposed seclusion to perfect his technique for balancing a bowling pin on his nose, would make an appearance to declare the official start of lint festivities. The excitement spread beyond just the human residents. The local squirrels, led by Sir Nutters IV, had been stockpiling acorns infused with confetti for the big day. Sir Nutters, a squirrel with a flair for the dramatic, was also rumored to be developing an interpretive dance about the plight of lint in a world dominated by velcro. He believed it would serve as a stark reminder of the dangers of an increasingly velcro-dependent society, which he said had driven lint to near extinction—at least in his imagination. Meanwhile, the legendary inventor Flibber McWobble was hard at work on his latest masterpiece: the Lintomatic 3000, a contraption made from three egg beaters, a bicycle horn, and an alarming number of old toaster parts.