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The first memecoin in history that openly admits it has zero utility, no roadmap, no whitepaper, no team, no future. What it does have: the vibe, the trauma, and extremely 2019–2025-specific dark humour. Tokenomics (most transparent in 2025) 69% in LP → we burn it like Bill burned the visitor logs from Little St. James 13% to the “victims foundation” (aka multi-sig to dev wallet, we all know) 8% marketing (P. Diddy × Epstein × yacht mashup TikToks go brrr) 10% “black book airdrops” (random snipes to ancient accounts that once liked a Ghislaine post) Narratives that carry themselves decentralized passenger manifest Lolita Express → Moon mission more transparency than the SEC ever showed about Epstein community takeover by the ghosts of Little St. James not a rug pull, just a sudden flight to a non-extradition jurisdiction Use-cases (jk) Paying for NDAs Tipping “investigative journalists” Entry ticket to metaverse after-parties The single most depreciating way to say “fuck you” to rich people Official project disclaimer Investing in Epstein Coin is slightly less risky than boarding a private jet to the Virgin Islands with elderly men wearing Hawaiian shirts. But only slightly. Who's flying with us to the island? 🏝️🕯️👀 Say it with me: do you want to be on the list… or on the LP?